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Doctor Whooch // Episode 151 // Teen Feels and Puppers
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In which we eat our mistakes. On this perfectly normal episode of Doctor Whooch, Danica and Brandon are digging into The Sarah Jane Adventures with “Invasion of the Bane!” Grab your legitimate sodas and your rad kicks as we dig into what was the absolute opposite of Torchwood...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 150 // Horny on Podcast
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In which we have completely normal conversations about past Doctors ha ha ha no YOU'RE making it weird.
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 149 // Blood Rage and the Three Gregs
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In which we doom all Gregs to their sad, stupid lives for good. #NotAllGregs On this fine, upstanding episode, Danica and Brandon are talking about ALLLLLLLL of Series 11, featuring the 13th Doctor and her best friends. Her fam. Through the fog of a lot of damn alcohol, they manage to crystallize...
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2019
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2019
This is still true. But I think, for once, the year ahead is looking good because things are finally clicking into place, rather than it looking good because I desperately need it to be. 2018 worked out okay. There were a lot of hard bits, but… finally, there felt like forward movement in a...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode // Aerial Smack Mouth Resonance
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Two tipsy folks talk about the Doctor Who New Year's Special! It was great, and Nazis are bad.
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 147 // I Don’t Think So, Tim.
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In which we bid a fond farewell to the fam. On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon watched “The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos” and they have some thoughts! Mostly about character development through the season, but partly on the show’s continuing efforts to confront ideas t...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 146 // Father of the Year
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In which Norwegian Erik is a terrible father. Seriously. Just the worst. On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon discuss “It Takes You Away”, in which an idiot makes a lot of terrible life choices, and then has to be saved from destroying all of existence. Could you imagine? ...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 145 // A Witchery
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Hi, there’s no metaphors in “witch hunting”, is there? GOOD MORROW kind folks and WELCOME to this SALACIOUS episode of the Doctor’s Whooch, as presented by the DELECTABLE Danica and the BAWDIFOROUS Brandon. THIS WEEK! A missive regarding “THE WITCHFINDERS”, sta...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 144 // Post Bazos and Jeff
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In which we invited the ire of a billionaire. But I mean… what ELSE is new. On this week’s show, it’s “Kerblam!” – the 7th episode in the stellar 11th series of Doctor Who! In what might be our best (or worst?) episode yet, we lobby to get paid a lot of money t...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 143 // Now Is Not The Time For Subtly
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What part of “be a good person” was hard to understand? On this week’s episode, Danica and Brandon are talking about the series 11 episode of Doctor Who entitled “Demons of the Punjab” as only two white people can: with unearned confidence. Which makes them uncomfort...
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