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Doctor Whooch // Episode 146 // Father of the Year
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In which Norwegian Erik is a terrible father. Seriously. Just the worst. On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon discuss “It Takes You Away”, in which an idiot makes a lot of terrible life choices, and then has to be saved from destroying all of existence. Could you imagine? ...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 145 // A Witchery
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Hi, there’s no metaphors in “witch hunting”, is there? GOOD MORROW kind folks and WELCOME to this SALACIOUS episode of the Doctor’s Whooch, as presented by the DELECTABLE Danica and the BAWDIFOROUS Brandon. THIS WEEK! A missive regarding “THE WITCHFINDERS”, sta...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 144 // Post Bazos and Jeff
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In which we invited the ire of a billionaire. But I mean… what ELSE is new. On this week’s show, it’s “Kerblam!” – the 7th episode in the stellar 11th series of Doctor Who! In what might be our best (or worst?) episode yet, we lobby to get paid a lot of money t...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 143 // Now Is Not The Time For Subtly
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What part of “be a good person” was hard to understand? On this week’s episode, Danica and Brandon are talking about the series 11 episode of Doctor Who entitled “Demons of the Punjab” as only two white people can: with unearned confidence. Which makes them uncomfort...
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Stan Lee
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What can really be said? Or I guess, what can really be said succinctly. To the memory of The Man we knew, a construct of his own devising. A showman. A storyteller. Who through collaboration, created universes. There’s so much to say, both good and bad. But today, this will do.
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 142 // Diagnosis: Adric’s Disease
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Apologize? Apologize for what! On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon are talking about “The Tsuranga Conundrum”, which puts The Doctor and Team TARDIS in a bit of a space pickle. Also, there’s a wild space pregnancy, and a WHOLE LOT OF BROKEN FAMILY FEELS. And a cute as ...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 141 // There Are No Spiders In This One
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WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST IT? On this week’s show, Brandon goes it alone… sort of… as Danica’s phobia of spiders comes into play. Thankfully, Kat from Verity is on hand, as a great guest host to talk about the series 11 episode… (checks papers) “Arachnids in the U....
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 139 // Delayed Gratification with Pickles and Bumble
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In which NO ONE CRIES HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST IT. On this week’s episode, The Doctor and her best friends are out in spppaaaaaaaaaace! Which is slightly problematic when you’re, you know, in the vacuum of it, and not in a ship. But no worries! There are ships, and Brandon and Danica DEFI...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 138 // About Damn Time
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On this week’s show… uh… huh. I dunno. Did anything cool happen recently? With Doctor Who? Ah, we’ll think of something. FINALLY, Doctor Who is back, and it is a brand new era, with Jodie Whittaker as The Doctor, and a bevy of new folks behind the scenes! Do we have opinio...
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Drink This Podcast Ep. 92 // We Must Boo: A Conversation About Wrestling
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Drink This Podcast Ep. 92 // We Must Boo: A Conversation About Wrestling
Brandon’s back on Drink This Podcast this week in the first of a two part episode about pyjama fights! Or uhm… wrestling. Professional wrestling. Yes. You can take a listen by heading over to their website – and stay tuned for the next episode, arriving soon. Some other times so...
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