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I'm the Hunter S. Thompson of hockey writing. The Oilers are my team, despite what I say in my blogs. I also love a good brawl.

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This blog has nothing to do with hockey
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This blog has nothing to do with hockey
My New Years 2015 fortune cookie that started perhaps the hardest year of my life. But the cookie doesn't lie. It's 6:30am on Sunday and I'm still awake from Saturday. I haven't went to bed yet because this day has been tremendous and I don't want it to end. It's the day...I finally...woke up.B...
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Should the Oilers actually try this season?
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Should the Oilers actually try this season?
Dear Cody Franson: Sign here please. Over the last few months Edmonton-area media have been doing something that really pisses me off: They've been explaining that the Oilers didn't intentionally tank this season, unlike the Sabres and Coyotes. The OV reason to tank was to "win" either Connor M...
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Jumping off the McBandwagon
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Jumping off the McBandwagon
Matt Cooke. The NHL equivalency of a cockroach. Something has been troubling me as of late. What I call "The McBandwagon". I know this is worrying the Oilers too a bit. There have been some noises suggesting the fan base needs to calm down a bit. I am going to reference something I put on...
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